Jack Sparrow Mustache & Goatee
- Adult Mustache
- Beaded Goatee
- Made of synthetic fibers
- Officially licensed
- Dark goatee and mustache
- Both pieces attach w/ self adhesive
Are you living a double life? Are you a responsible, mild-mannered, hardworking business man during the week, and a rum-swilling, boat-stealing, gold-plundering pirate on the weekend? Do you often wish you could sport a lush mustache and goatee for your island-hopping adventures, but don’t, because sporting such renegade facial hair might risk your carefully-crafted reputation in the boardroom? Are you tired of constantly compromising who you are in order to balance your public and private life?
Well guess what, friend - you’ve just found the answer to all of your double-identify problems! This Jack Sparrow Mustache & Goatee gives you the freedom to perfect your salty sea captain look on the weekends, while still allowing you to show up clean-shaven and respectable to your office on Monday! Officially licensed, this synthetic fiber goatee and mustache kit attaches with self-adhesive, so you can easily put it on as you sail out of work on Friday and then take it off again on Sunday night, leaving you free and clear to only worry about those pesky rum-soaked hangovers!