Adult Boil Monster Morphsuit
Halloween is full of dangers because one never knows what may wait in the hidden darkness. Some know precisely what is going to be there and why to avoid those shadowy pools of intrigue and danger. “It is pitch black. You are likely to be eaten by a grue,” the legends say, and the brave heroes never delve too deeply into those shadowy realms without the protection of a torch.
These days, life has gotten pretty rotten for the unfortunate grue.Everyone has torches, now, thanks to the invention of flashlights and, worse, flashlight apps on those friggen smartphones! How’s a grue supposed to snack on a wandering adventurer? Well, there is one way, though it is risky…
There’s no question. It is time to come out of the dark and reveal to the world the danger that has been hiding in the hidden realms of darkness for decades. Show to the world the true and frightening countenance that is the grue with this Adult Boil Monster Morphsuit. Other monsters have gotten complacent and lazy. They’re too busy going to college or falling in love with teenagers to embrace their hideous nature and remind people why they have nightmares. Display your gigantic teeth and devouring maw. Have them shriek at the sight of your scarred skin and near bursting pustules. Scare the daylights outta them and, when they reach up to cover their eyes to avoid your horror, then they’ll be in the dark once more… and we all know what is likely to happen to folks in the dark!
- 91% polyester, 9% spandex stretch knit fabric
- 2-way zipper at center back runs from waist to top of head
- Head, hands and feet are fully enclosed; vision is obstructed
- All-over graphic of scarred skin with lots of oozing boils
|Medium||Chest||32" - 34"||81cm - 86cm|
|Large||Chest||34" - 36"||86cm - 91cm|
|X-Large||Chest||36" - 38"||91cm - 97cm|
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