Sexy Skittles Dress Costume
- Skittles wrapper tank dress
- 100% polyester
- Red tank dress
- Skittles wrapper printed on the front
- Tie on the waist to give it a more fitted look
Candy is the greatest thing ever. Can you imagine Halloween without giant mounds of tiny little chocolate bars? How would our dentists pay for their kids’ grad school if it weren’t for candy? What else could grandmas get 90 percent of their caloric intake from? How else could you justify sitting through a crummy movie at the theater if it were not for that obscenely big bag of jujubes you bought in the lobby? When we see candy, it makes us happy. When we eat candy, it makes us even happier.
And if candy is the greatest thing ever, then Skittles rank right up there among the greatest kinds of candy ever. Remember when you used to bring a bag of Skittles to high school only to discover you’d become the most popular kid there somehow? Remember how great smooshing two different skittles together into a pancake felt, creating new, never before heard of fusions of flavors? Exotic combinations like “cherry-lemon” and even “grape-lime?” Why are you still reading this, why aren’t you out getting Skittles?
But if you’re really committed to Skittles, which we fully condone, then just eating them isn’t enough. You have to be the Skittles, something you can only do courtesy of our Sexy Skittles Dress Costume. This sweet, slinky dress is fully printed with a Skittles bag’s design, so you’ll look sweeter than ever. The tie on the waist gives the dress a more fitted look. Isn’t that fitting?