SWAT Toddler Muscle Costume
- 100% polyester fabric & fiberfill
- Jumpsuit fastens with Velcro at center back
- Soft-sculpted fiberfill padding in chest and shoulders gives muscular look
- Attached straps & plastic parachute buckle, printed "SWAT" on chest
- Sewn-on foam belt at waist w/ Velcro pouch
Special Weapons And Toddlers
Sometimes having a kid is hard. Heck, who are we kidding, it’s always hard. Even when it’s fun. But that is the price we pay for our little “bundles of joy”. (More like “bundles of endless energy”.) Their crying should even have to be listed as a deadly weapon. We know they don’t do it on purpose, but at the same time we die a little every time we can’t get them to go to sleep.
Luckily for you, your little guy is out of the baby phase. The one where he wakes up every three hours crying for…food, or a diaper, or just to cry. But as you are quickly learning he is just as dangerous now as when he was a baby. He has the ability to hurt with his little hands, not intentionally of course, just doesn’t know his own strength.
That’s why you know exactly what he is going to be this Halloween. A member of the Special Weapons and Tactics department. Put him in this SWAT Toddler Muscle costume and let him use his (basically super human) strength for good. He won’t need a weapon, he IS a weapon. Hopefully this costume will let him know that he can be he good guy with the abilities he has. You might actually have to register him as a deadly weapon after the training he will get with this outfit. **Training now included, find someone who knows how to handle a little “bundle of joy” like him.**
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