Adult Earthworm Costume

They say that the early bird gets the worm. This is not a compelling argument for being early. We’ll take sleeping in, even if that means no worm for us. We appreciate the advice, but we guess we’ll just suffer.

This is not to insult the inestimably wonderful worm, of course. Few animals are so majestic, so inspiring as the mighty worm. Imagine a world where you had to aerate your garden soil manually. Is that really a world worth living in? Picture a country general store that doesn’t have little tubs of live worms in the same fridge as the eggs and bacon. Just doing so feels wrong, even immoral somehow. And how would you know it was raining if the worms didn’t all crawl out of the ground? Yes, worms will always have a place in our heart. (Wait a minute -- we take that back. We still love worms, though.)

But for a discerning character like you, it’s not enough to just pay the worm respect verbally. You want to show your devotion to this perfect creature through action. You have to be the worm! And so you shall with our Adult Earthworm Costume. The full body suit beautifully recreates the worm’s luxurious pink skin from tip to tail. A pair of worm-colored stockings completes the illusion, making your legs look just like a worm’s legs. Why, with this costume you’re sure to hook up in no time!

• 100% polyester interlock knit fabric & fiberfill stuffing
• Hooded tunic bodysuit has back zipper
• Tunic body is padded & quilted for segmented appearance
• Mitts attached to sleeves can fold back to free hands
• Above-knee stockings have elastic in top edge
• Also available in infant, toddler & child sizes