Adult Evil Clown Mask

You've been cleaning out Grandma's attic for days now, there are only a few boxes left. Ina dusty corner there's a box labeled Chuckles. You've been avoiding it but you can't put it off any longer. It's thoroughly duct taped around all the edges so you have to use your box cutter to open it. At first, all you see is yellowed tissue paper. As you lift the first package the tissue paper comes off. It's a striped suit with big red balls down the front. You reach in for another piece and unwrap the big red shoes. There's just one more package in the bottom. You listen to the thunder roll overhead as you stare at the small tissue paper covered package. You know what you're going to find. It's going to be. . . The Mask.

Anyone who's ever watched a clown horror movie knows that you can never escape an evil clown, even after years go by. Maybe one of the only ways to escape the clown is to become the clown. Try it out this Halloween and hope that it works.