Candelabra

Vampires may have some pretty amazing night vision, but when you have mortal guests over, you can't have them knowing that your some night dwelling predator looking to suck their blood. It's just in bad taste. You'll have to do things like make legitimate excuses as to why you can't come out during the day, Pretend to eat gross vegetables when you have dinner with them, and obviously bump into a few things when walking around in the dark. It's pretty difficult to remember all of that stuff, but we have a pretty solid pro tip for convincing them you don't have amazing night vision.

All you have to do is carry this Gothic Candelabra around to create the illusion that you need at least a little bit of light to see. They'll be thrown off your trail, you're free to move around at night, and you get a fantastic decoration for your vintage castle dwelling. Now you just have to explain why you have a tombstone with your name on it in the backyard.

• Plastic construction; measures 9" long, 14" high, 3" wide
• LED bulbs mimic lighted candles
• Uses 3 AA batteries, not included