Jumbo Blue Pacifier

HURRY, SOMEONE CALL THE WAMBULANCE

Aww, is someone feeling a wittle bit cwanky? Do you want your bah-bah? We get it; being an adult is rough. Bills to pay, driveways to shovel, mouths to feed, work to do, responsibilities are everywhere you look, completely inescapable, but don't worry, we're great at shirking responsibilities and we found the perfect way to shirk 'em: just disguise yourself as a baby. It's ingenious! Everyone will think you're too small and fragile for things like accountability and maturity. When you're a baby, no one expects you to do squat! Even better, we have everything you need for your trip back to the good old days, filled with nothin' but diapers, rattles and butt cream. Nice! Pick up the jumbo pacifier to help kickstart your transformation back to infancy.        

PRODUCT DETAILS 

The blue jumbo pacifier is made from plastic and it's perfect for a bouncing baby boy costume. It's approximately 6-inches long and attached to a fabric string so it hangs around your neck conveniently, ideal for ages 3 and above. 

PRECIOUS LITTLE MIRACLE

To look like the stork just dropped you off, don't forget to add an adult-sized diaper and bonnet to your order.