Skeleton High Heels

High heel shoes require a good amount of consideration. Color coordination is a crucial step to any outfit and not all shoes are made equal. Especially when you are a 14th century mummy, a skeletal wanderer, or any other variety of the semi-corporeal undead… what really matches with that slowly fading white!? Some go the route of shoeless, of course, but once your skeleton is fully exposed to the environment, it is only a matter of time before any of those 26 bones start to chip and fall apart. You have a whole eternity and need to take care of yourself!

So, here is where the Skeleton High Heels come to save your many, many days. Printed with each of your flawless bone structure, these black faux leather pumps are sure to keep your bones in perfect condition for the rest of your unlife. And, the textured bottom will even keep you from clattering to the ground and spreading those bones everywhere. Salvation from undead embarrassment is a treasure!