"ATTENTION! Soldiers, I need your undivided attention, so listen up! When you report for duty, on time of course, you must be dressed head to toe in uniform! Or else, you will have to drop and give me 50, push-ups! Then you must go to the bar and do 50 pull-ups! You better heed these orders or else you will be kicked off the squad. Oh, and you must address me as 'your drill master!' Now complete the obstacle course in under 10 minutes! On your mark, get set, GO!"
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